If you had Wanda's powers for a day what would you do?
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wideomannn2025-11-22 12:43
thewinter_soldier3212025-11-22 15:30
What's that supposed to mean?
runflyswim2025-11-22 15:45
You know.
IJustWantADragon212025-11-23 05:11
I know. It was my first thought too.
minisrugbycoach2025-11-22 12:44
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TopBee832025-11-22 13:51
Ya I’m still very confused on what her actual powers are..
Poopiepants6662025-11-22 16:00
>I'm not sure anyone has more storyline fluctuation to their powers than her.
How about Captain Marvel / Mar-Vell / Ms. Marvel? The writers can't even decide what gender or race this character should be, never mind powers.
happysunbear2025-11-22 17:13
I mean, aren’t those all different people?
Bruhmangoddman2025-11-22 12:47
That depends on one thing.
Can I master them enough to make things I conjure permanent and long-range?
If yes:
- Dismantle the biggest corporations out there
- Restore the natural landscape and wildlife to an acceptable state
- Create billions of pieces of a device that creates food and water out of thin air and runs on renewables
- Give everyone a home
If not:
- Do the same, only on a much smaller scale, like Westview
Midnite_Blank2025-11-22 12:59
“No more billionaires…”
SP15702025-11-22 13:04
I'd go no more fascists
OcularVernacular2025-11-22 13:09
Corporate would like you to spot the difference between these three things. (Including US politicians)
SP15702025-11-22 13:13
Plenty of poor fascists vote for rich fascists
Flipflops3652025-11-22 18:33
They wouldn’t be poor fascists if there were no rich fascists. Poor fascists are just scared little sheep who act tough, but cozy up to a leader that makes them feel safe because they are scared of a world they don’t understand. They would pick another brand of strength if it made them feel safe.
Ph455ki12025-11-22 18:44
The good ol' bug v insect scenario: "every billionaire is a fascist, but not every fascist is a billionaire"
ImJadedAtBest2025-11-22 17:22
Fascism and capitalism go hand in hand.
Endgam2025-11-22 18:39
Indeed.
The Nazis basically invented the term "privatization" to describe what they were doing with their economy.
Tenalp2025-11-22 18:20
No more pedophiles would eliminate a lot of the same market.
CancerSpidey2025-11-22 13:11
*they all become trilliionaires*
Smodphan2025-11-22 14:14
Depends on the disposal mwthod
a4techkeyboard2025-11-22 16:13
Surely those are still billionaires under Mitch Hedberg rules.
Nothingnoteworth2025-11-22 13:30
Nah, too easy for the next batch of wankers to find a loop hole. Change the currency value, every old dollar is now worth $100,000,000 new dollars, we’ll be paying $0.00… something for a take away coffee and the billionaires will all be humble millionaires
I’d go with richest/wealthiest person can have a maximum of 1000 times more than the poorest/least wealthy person. But it doesn’t happen via my magic in a blink. I’ll let everyone know that this is what needs to happen and that the wealthy will need to make it happen, or not, it’s up to them, but the richest/wealthiest persons head is going to blow up in 100 days. Same the day after, and the day after, and the day after. Just heads popping until they figure it out.
Oh what’s that, you aren’t the wealthiest person because all your shits in a trust and “technically” not yours? Sorry, this is chaos magic bitch, no loopholes, you’d better figure out some basic concepts like giving your employees a raise inline with the last 20 years of inflation rather than shopping for a new yacht or no more head for you
DownhillSisyphus2025-11-22 13:26
Or maybe you could conjur up some wisdom.
JohnnyBananas132025-11-22 13:41
What would you do with the people that lose their jobs due to the corporate dismantling?
JoshTheBard2025-11-22 13:53
I'll take Wand's powers the next day and implement cosmically distributed UBI
Bruhmangoddman2025-11-22 14:00
Provide rebranding opportunities.
It's not like they'd need a lot of money, they'd have their housing and nutrition covered.
Shadow_Gabriel2025-11-22 16:32
Or all the research happening at all these companies.
Endgam2025-11-22 18:39
*The point is to end capitalism entirely.*
ConflictResolutioner2025-11-22 13:41
Uhhh, all would be great, except might not want to make ANY comparisons to Westview. . .jus' sayin'.
Endless_Chambers2025-11-22 13:59
I wonder if giving everyone empathy would help. Just have people care for one another and things besides themselves.
Bruhmangoddman2025-11-22 14:26
More empathy would surely find a high spot on the list.
theknyte2025-11-22 14:45
Send all the credit companies to another dimension, along with all their records. Same with mortgage companies.
mr90252025-11-22 12:50
Put that red ball in my nose and call myself Rudolph
Cultural_Comfort58942025-11-22 12:52
Wanda
koinkydink2025-11-22 13:51
This is chaos magic.
Silentwrath4772025-11-22 12:56
Change the reality so that i have those powers forever 🌚
rexepic75672025-11-22 12:59
There's at least one comic but it uses the stones instead
AiR-P00P2025-11-22 12:59
Probably vaporize a lot of shitty drivers on my morning commute lol.
ItsAProdigalReturn2025-11-22 16:36
....temporarily right?
Global_Cockroach_5632025-11-22 17:51
... sure.
Wooden_Passage_26122025-11-22 13:00
Recreate the world in my own ideal world and girlfriend
AmNoSuperSand522025-11-22 13:07
Damn when you put it like that, Wanda really does have the motivations of a villain
Wooden_Passage_26122025-11-22 13:08
Yea, I love her
Defiant_Wheel48882025-11-22 13:09
Wanda or scralett witch?
Left_School35842025-11-22 13:16
Wanda
Defiant_Wheel48882025-11-22 13:21
Make russo brothers to tell the plot of avengers dooms day -JFF
I will make disney to agree to release Hulk solo film with mind control they say yes for everything that i say.
make all youtuber to give positive reviews and make sure film is honestly true to that.
hamiltonscale2025-11-22 16:17
You’d get Disney sued so hard. The reason we don’t get a full on, Hulk at his best is because they don’t have the legal rights to do a solo Hulk film…trust me, they want to do it but are forced to keep him as a side character ATM
Defiant_Wheel48882025-11-22 18:41
yes with mind control we can do anything . who will sued them untill sun dawn its our rule. so i make sure they never have that rule of sueing anyone...
serimuka_macaron2025-11-22 13:17
Aw hell yea time to make my own pocket universe where bucky barnes is my husband
Bitey_the_Squirrel2025-11-22 13:22
Kyloren19232025-11-22 15:32
Is one of them Elizabeth Olsen?
IrSpartacus2025-11-23 03:56
They both are
Kyloren19232025-11-23 03:59
DownhillSisyphus2025-11-22 13:23
"No More Knuckleheads."
Illeea2025-11-22 13:28
Create funny statues in the middle of highly populated areas.
ThatOtherGuyTPM2025-11-22 13:37
Keep them for a lot longer than that.
Grabthar-the-Avenger2025-11-22 14:41
The ol *“I wish for more genies”* maneuver
ConflictResolutioner2025-11-22 13:39
"Fucksomeshitup".
I'd be retired, financially well off, traveling the world, the world wouldn't be chaotic, there'd be no need to seek refuge from governments and crazy leaders, and cults wouldn't be needed nor wanted.
JohnnyBananas132025-11-22 13:39
horkrux892025-11-22 13:40
Create a reality where Elizabeth Olsen is my wife
ddanuu2025-11-22 14:06
You really don’t want to know
_jackychain2025-11-22 14:16
I would be flying everywhere throwing myself around the sky and throwing people into walls
Sum2k32025-11-22 14:19
I would summon something red between my hands.
Spider-Flash242025-11-22 14:23
How big is too big?
catsgoprrrrr2025-11-22 14:27
I'd get **REALLY** drunk and go full Hancock for the day.
juances192025-11-22 14:30
If the powers are gonna wear off I'd just turn dog poop into money and use it to buy the most obnoxious expensive things people so I can then resell them for real money (yeah you can use the powers to just steal those but imagining the poop money reverting to it's original state while inside a bank or cash register is more funny).
Maybe spawn a glass dome in the middle of times square and throw people I hate in there as well. And make it rain dog poop inside of it.
hamiltonscale2025-11-22 16:20
You’ve got a strange fixation on dog poop my guy…
Justin_Sam212025-11-22 14:38
No more humans
Vintage_Noodles2025-11-23 02:11
Queen of the dead ahh response
ToughFox44792025-11-22 14:46
Steal from the rich probably
Smkingbowls2025-11-22 14:49
prolly flicking my bean for 24 hours
Vintage_Noodles2025-11-23 02:12
To an enya box set?
OmegaX1232025-11-22 14:51
Two things for sure.
"No more MAGA."
And
"No, *more* mutants."
Endgam2025-11-22 18:47
MAGA is a symptom of the problem. Not the root cause.
Keep the Democrats around and they'll just continue to protect and enable the Republicans. Keeping the conditions that allowed for Trump's rise to take place. (*Also did you know that Trump identified as a New York liberal for decades until he saw an opportunity and was a rich donor and friends to the Clintons?* ~~More like friends with benefits given recent revelations hue hue hue.~~)
Capable_Age_17632025-11-22 15:07
I can bend reality to my whims?
Everything.
I'm doing everything.
That day never ends.
Wooper13022025-11-22 15:07
Make my have wandas powers for longer
OkMarsupial2025-11-22 15:15
Fix my health issues and a few other folks. Fix my house. Nothing crazy to be honest.
cinnaminimoon2025-11-22 15:15
Westview 2: Electric Boogaloo
dawne_breaker2025-11-22 15:22
No more… household tasks!
Ready-Management-9182025-11-22 15:45
Corrupt politicians will go 1st.
sebastien1112025-11-22 15:56
Disaster would be the word hehehe
ProfessorOfLies2025-11-22 16:07
No, MORE mutants!
_IratePirate_2025-11-22 16:07
As with most powers, probably rob a bank
This is assuming I’m the only person with powers
I will NOT be a hero. Y’all got cops or whatever. Call them
kbean8262025-11-22 16:08
Make glowy red balls apparently.
Mrlee07022025-11-22 16:13
Definitely a power wank!
Calm_Imagination20232025-11-22 16:14
I'd create an alternate timeline where i have Wanda's powers permanently. Then only will i make other changes.
ShyKnight1222025-11-22 16:30
id try to focus it in to an object to use all the time
raiigiic2025-11-22 16:31
Turn myself in to Wanda for the day.
alexjf562025-11-22 16:31
No more fascists
intraumaticspiderman2025-11-22 16:40
Can i have wanda instead?
AsteroidMike2025-11-22 16:45
Let’s be honest, the first thing I’d do is something pretty mundane like make my student loans and any debts I owe go away for good. Then I’d just will myself a bacon cheesesteak sub and fries and chill for the day.
MacellumMycelium2025-11-22 16:59
Alter the human race on a cellular level so that sentience requires maintenance. The only way to sustain it is to live a life of compassionate and collaborative cooperation with the rest of the species and indeed the planet. Everyone who grows up, gets over their particular flavor of BS, and rededicates their existence to cleaning up humanity's mess gets to keep their mind. Everyone else's brain will self-lobotomize.
Calm-Internet69262025-11-22 17:07
Wear a mask, march to the dail (irish government), tell the td's fuck off, fuck some shit up, return to normal life
Dry_Shirt_292025-11-22 17:13
Fk my friend so he can boast about it
twotonekevin2025-11-22 17:21
Marvel_plant2025-11-22 17:30
Make little red balls I guess
ChaoticCaptain1772025-11-22 17:38
Create a life with Wanda
ShapeShiftingBruh2025-11-22 18:09
Earthwick2025-11-22 18:11
"No More Maga"
Dropzone342025-11-22 18:41
Create a world without stupid people or maybe a world with endless tacos
blackbutterfree2025-11-22 18:47
I would've done exactly what she did. A Hex to keep me happy. Only, I would've limited to the boundaries of my property. No townspeople to make me feel bad. Neverending food, being able to turn my backyard into anything, never having to pay for anything again, and no one could ever evict me because they wouldn't be able to remember my house exists.
Endgam2025-11-22 18:51
Turn Earth into a communist utopia.
Yeah, I just came out and said it.
DriveFormer85772025-11-22 19:01
Don’t worry bout it
BroThatsMyAssStoppp2025-11-22 19:07
Make pp bigger duh
Juiceman97942025-11-22 19:11
Bring my dog back and get hella bud to blow and chill
cannibalgojira54692025-11-22 19:26
Leave earth and create a utopia
Dangerous_Square_9532025-11-22 19:27
Do I dominate 100%?
Willow18832025-11-22 20:03
Oh my God—I mean, I would also do some petty stuff to make my long-term quality of life better, but I would probably alter every human being’s DNA to increase empathy/emotional intelligence and give everyone a deep sense of acceptance and forgiveness toward everyone. Wash away everyone’s shame and guilt now that they have a better capacity to move forward positively. What would come from that would be superior to any random one-time changes I could make to individual politicians or whatever.
Iron_Baron2025-11-22 20:19
Well, not mind rape a bunch of people. Lady has issues.
DJfunkyPuddle2025-11-22 20:25
Things that would get me banned if I said them out loud
Rayyan__212025-11-22 21:02
cherish my back's hyperflexibility :)
Cumslutboi212025-11-22 21:03
Probably enslave a town or send the hulk to kill a bunch of civillians in a populated city. 😐
Currycel78912025-11-22 21:34
I'd alter my body to make sure I have these powers forever.
nichrs2025-11-22 22:47
I would invade the consciousness of my own version in another dimension to steal my imaginary children.
Aural_Essex2025-11-22 23:17
I would make a girlfriend for me.
Ok_Acanthisitta_93692025-11-22 23:31
A day? Hmmm...conjure up GTA 6 and enjoy the fruits of my power for years to come
BandicootKlutzy7912025-11-23 00:17
In comics I would reverse OMD
Slightly_Short972025-11-23 00:37
Go and see the person who made the multiverse of madness and have.....a chat
Swimming-Young-262025-11-23 00:49
The right question is, what’s something I wouldn’t do?
Mister-Lavender2025-11-23 01:11
Make my gf taller.
MonkeysxMoo352025-11-23 07:00
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this question honestly
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How about Captain Marvel / Mar-Vell / Ms. Marvel? The writers can't even decide what gender or race this character should be, never mind powers.
Can I master them enough to make things I conjure permanent and long-range?
If yes:
- Dismantle the biggest corporations out there
- Restore the natural landscape and wildlife to an acceptable state
- Create billions of pieces of a device that creates food and water out of thin air and runs on renewables
- Give everyone a home
If not:
- Do the same, only on a much smaller scale, like Westview
The Nazis basically invented the term "privatization" to describe what they were doing with their economy.
I’d go with richest/wealthiest person can have a maximum of 1000 times more than the poorest/least wealthy person. But it doesn’t happen via my magic in a blink. I’ll let everyone know that this is what needs to happen and that the wealthy will need to make it happen, or not, it’s up to them, but the richest/wealthiest persons head is going to blow up in 100 days. Same the day after, and the day after, and the day after. Just heads popping until they figure it out.
Oh what’s that, you aren’t the wealthiest person because all your shits in a trust and “technically” not yours? Sorry, this is chaos magic bitch, no loopholes, you’d better figure out some basic concepts like giving your employees a raise inline with the last 20 years of inflation rather than shopping for a new yacht or no more head for you
It's not like they'd need a lot of money, they'd have their housing and nutrition covered.
I will make disney to agree to release Hulk solo film with mind control they say yes for everything that i say.
make all youtuber to give positive reviews and make sure film is honestly true to that.
I'd be retired, financially well off, traveling the world, the world wouldn't be chaotic, there'd be no need to seek refuge from governments and crazy leaders, and cults wouldn't be needed nor wanted.
Maybe spawn a glass dome in the middle of times square and throw people I hate in there as well. And make it rain dog poop inside of it.
"No more MAGA."
And
"No, *more* mutants."
Keep the Democrats around and they'll just continue to protect and enable the Republicans. Keeping the conditions that allowed for Trump's rise to take place. (*Also did you know that Trump identified as a New York liberal for decades until he saw an opportunity and was a rich donor and friends to the Clintons?* ~~More like friends with benefits given recent revelations hue hue hue.~~)
Everything.
I'm doing everything.
That day never ends.
This is assuming I’m the only person with powers
I will NOT be a hero. Y’all got cops or whatever. Call them
Yeah, I just came out and said it.
If you're asking an open-ended question, try to add your own personal answer and the reasoning.